Adam Worthington. Criminal Consulting

The idea of the renaissance man died with the renaissance. What we are left with are half-wits like the mob and gangs who have more muscle than brains and over compensate with firepower.
 

That is why I'm here to offer my services. I am the renaissance man of crime. Personalizing my criminal acts to your specific needs. Think of me not as the Walmart of organized crime but as a criminal boutique. So whether you're a large corporation who wants to take a little money from Uncle Sam or maybe a stay at home housewife with a "pest problem", If you've got a dime I've got your crime.
(That slogan is pending)